Variety, inclusivity, and fluidity are actually central tenets throughout the artwork world and past. However the artist-impresario Andrew Logan was all the time means forward of the curve. For the final half century his all-embracing, boundary-blurring Various Miss World (AMW) extravaganzas have popped up intermittently in London venues starting from a circus tent in Battersea Park to the Roundhouse efficiency venue in Chalk Farm.
The format and costume classes of daywear, swimwear and eveningwear could also be taken from mainstream Miss World competitions, however any standard notions of magnificence and style have by no means had anyplace in a contest which has no limits or boundaries, whether or not sexual, sartorial or chronological. The polymorphous parade of AMW presenters, individuals and audiences have all the time encompassed and blended each conceivable permutation of gender, sexuality, ethnicity and social standing, all united by a love of enjoyable and a dedication to glamour.
Earlier individuals in these now legendary spectacles have included the late, nice Derek Jarman who took the crown as Miss Crepe Suzette in 1975; Leigh Bowery who entered as Miss Fuckit in 1986 and Grayson Perry who responded to the 1986 Water theme as a fetishistic fisherman, dangling his trussed then-girlfriend Jennifer Binnie on a sturdy rod. In 1985 the winner was Miss Rosa Bosom, a robotic constructed by the late artist-inventor Bruce Lacey and nobody current (together with this author) can ever overlook the sight of Norman Rosenthal, the then-exhibitions secretary of the Royal Academy of Arts, sashaying throughout the 2004 stage as Miss Jarman Blue, resplendent in skin-tight lycra embellished with costumes by his YBA associates Sarah Lucas, Abigail Lane and Sam Taylor-Wooden.
Final Friday’s spectacular befell at Shakespeare’s Globe and marked each the fiftieth Various Miss World, in addition to 50 years since Logan first staged what was then a celebration for just a few of his associates at his Hackney studio in 1972. This golden anniversary was mirrored by an all-gold theme and gown code. And as all the time, the proceedings have been presided over by Logan himself, in his customary dual-gender Grasp/Mistress of Ceremonies costume, with the feminine half designed by his buddy the style designer Zandra Rhodes. Co-hosting was the musician Jarvis Cocker, with New Romantic icon Scarlett Cannon again, as in earlier years, as The Scintillating Secretary. Among the many judges have been former contestant Grayson Perry, musician Roy Brown, vogue designers Pam Hogg, Celia Birtwell and the movie director Tim Yip, accompanied by his silent companion the model Lili.
The 16-contestant line included the AMW stalwarts the Neo Naturists. As Miss Golden Thread Naked they adopted a Blakean theme whereas leaving a light-weight environmental footprint with physique paint costumes and night put on of recycled bent willow “bows of burning gold” and “arrows of want”.
True to kind, their elaborately painted our bodies additionally adhered to Blake’s assertion that “artwork can by no means exist with out bare magnificence displayed”. Extra maximal was the magnificent artist Edwina Orr as Miss Alchemy and her Stoned Thinker whose eveningwear consisted of an enormous, all- encompassing mechanical orb that opened petal-like sections to disclose the tightly gold-sheathed contestant inside. As soon as she had peeled off her golden gimp-mask Orr then attracted rounds of applause by vociferously condemning the UK authorities’s new Public Order Invoice.
Though the sector was very sturdy, the selection of winner was universally widespread. The 2020 Various Miss World fiftieth anniversary crown went to Miss Golden Woman, AKA Andrew Logan’s sister Janet Slee, who has entered each contest since 1972 however has by no means in 50 years been positioned. This time she made her want to win very clear with three consecutive sashes which said, “By no means Gained”, “Final Shot” and, as an eveningwear finale ,”If I don’t win this time, Fuck Off”, the final accessorised along with her personal crown. However Slee’s needs got here true and the custom-created AMW regalia of golden crown, orb, ring and sceptre—all original in Logan’s distinctive shattered mirror type—have been to be hers.
After being topped by her brother and to rapturous cheers from all current, Janet, Various Miss World 2020, settled right into a glittering gilded throne and weighed down with regalia, was borne down from the stage and out by way of the Globe’s mosh pit by a crew of gold-clad, gender-fluid acolytes, certainly one of whom was sporting an enormous golden strap-on phallus. Right here’s to many extra golden years of an amiably anarchic, inspirational and totally affirming occasion that makes superstars of us all.