Picture it: You walk into Satriale’s Pork Store. Smells like cured meat, broken dreams, and maybe a little bit of last night’s cigar smoke. You’re craving gabagool — capicola for the uninitiated. Thin slices of salty, spicy, piggy perfection. You point to the deli counter.
“Gimme a quarter kilo of the good stuff.”
“That’ll be $23.50,” the butcher says.
You nod. You know it’s worth it. But then the guy behind you says, “I’ll pay in Bitcoin.”
The Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC), in collaboration with the Commodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC), has issued a comprehensive interpretation...
