The real reason your altcoin bags keep bleeding

Plus: Solana joins the ETF club

GM. This market’s more mixed than a fruit punch – let’s sip slowly and see what hits first.

🤔 What’s wrong with the altcoin market?

🍋 News drops: talking to dolphins, a Solana ETF + more

🍍 Market flavor today

Ay yo, what’s that rocket flying past us?..

Is it… crypto?.. 🥹

Nope. False alarm. Just Katy Perry. Crypto’s still down here with the rest of us, nowhere near liftoff yet.

But hey, even if it isn’t mooning, Bitcoin’s been holding up pretty well lately.

Santiment’s analyst Brian says this recovery is thanks to fewer worries about tariffs – at least for now – and some improvements in how the Bitcoin network is working.

Now, if we’re being honest with ourselves, most traders don’t really care about network upgrades and or macroeconomic policy – they’ve just been desperate for the downturn to stop. And it looks like this rebound was enough to give people a bit of hope again.

Matter of fact, the vibes haven’t been this bullish since the tariff drama started on April 2.

But before we get too excited: the uncertainty around tariffs is still very real, and it continues making it hard for investors and companies to plan ahead.

‘Cuz even though Bitcoin’s price has bounced a bit, no one knows if this rally will last – any new tariff news could mess with the market all over again.

That said, a few on-chain signals are helping Bitcoin’s case:

• Network Realized Profit/Loss: more people are locking in profits, which usually supports more upward movement;

• BTC on exchanges: there’s less Bitcoin sitting on exchanges, which usually means more people are holding instead of selling;

• Whale wallets: wallets with 10+ BTC hit a record high, while smaller traders keep panic-selling (which is generally a good sign).

And if you’re more of a zoom-out, “where’s this all going?” kind of person – good news there too.

Corporate adoption is growing: according to Bitwise, the number of public companies holding BTC went up by around 18% in Q1 of 2025.

So no, Bitcoin hasn’t blasted off yet – but it’s definitely not dead. It’s just waiting for the right moment…

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Idk ‘bout y’all, but I’m still mentally recovering after the OM situation.

Because we all know that this isn’t just one token having a breakdown – it’s a way deeper problem across the entire altcoin market.

It’s scary. But we can’t ignore it. So let’s discuss.

Altcoin prices can look normal for weeks, even months… and by the time retail investors realize something’s wrong, we’ve got OM-style 90% crashes.

Now, what makes this worse is how hard it is to figure out whether something’s wrong.

Arthur Cheong, founder and CIO of DeFiance Capital, dropped this take: one of the biggest problems in crypto rn is that tokens can be artificially priced.

How that works:

When a new crypto project launches a token, they often work with market makers. These are companies or bots that help provide liquidity (in other words, they help make sure there’s always someone for you to trade with).

Sounds good. But the issue is that they can also make a token look healthy when it’s actually being kept alive with hopes, dreams, and duct tape.

And there’s no way for regular investors to distinguish whether a token’s price is being driven by legit market forces – people actually buying, selling, and believing in the project – or by the team and market makers.

Basically, we can’t trust the price.

And centralized exchanges, despite being the gatekeepers of token liquidity, seem to be ignoring this.

Matter of fact, sometimes they benefit from this behavior. Fake demand means more trading, more hype, more fees. Win-win… for them.

But long term? It’s a disaster for the altcoin market:

• The market becomes impossible to trust;

• Good projects get ignored because investors assume everything’s trash;

• Only insiders and gamblers stick around, while serious investors either quit or become BTC maxis.

And if you wanna see how big of an issue it is, just look at Binance. In 2025, they listed 27 new tokens. Only three of them are still in the green.

When things are like this, why would anyone new wanna join?

Cheong says if the big players – like exchanges, funds, and infrastructure providers – don’t step up, the altcoin market might become straight-up uninvestable.

And what can be done here?

• Projects should be upfront about how much of their liquidity is being supported artificially, and for how long;

• Projects should be required to publish honest tokenomics: real numbers, clear vesting schedules, and honest info about how much of the token supply is actually circulating;

• Exchanges should enforce stricter listing requirements;

• An industry-wide code of conduct – covering launch practices, lockups, and market integrity – would also help rebuild trust.

This isn’t just a reputational issue – this is the kind of structural rot that could stop the whole crypto industry from growing long-term.

Time to fix that.

🍋 News drops

😬 The CEO of an NFT marketplace got scammed out of over $100K in crypto. Someone who claimed to be the founder of a crypto mining company got him on a Zoom call and convinced him to install malware that drained his wallets.

🐙 Kraken now lets you trade US stocks and ETFs, not just crypto. Basically, they wanna make it easy to manage everything in one place.

🐬 Wanna speak dolphin? It’s possible (kinda) – Google made an AI tool called DolphinGemma that studies dolphin sounds and can even make dolphin-like noises based on what it learns.

🤖 Nvidia’s spending $500B to build AI-focused factories across the US. The Trump team cheered it on, saying it’s proof their plan to bring manufacturing home is working.

🚀 Solana ETFs are launching in Canada tomorrow. In the US, they’re still stuck waiting for approval.

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